My name is Chris. But you can call me tonight.


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Aug 25, 2014
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Aug 25, 2014
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ako-felmer:

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

HOLD UP. JOHN CENA GOT A PERFECT SCORE?

FLOCKA BRICK SQUAAAAAAAAAD

ako-felmer:

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

HOLD UP. JOHN CENA GOT A PERFECT SCORE?

FLOCKA BRICK SQUAAAAAAAAAD


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Aug 24, 2014
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Aug 24, 2014
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Aug 23, 2014
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fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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Aug 23, 2014
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ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

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Aug 21, 2014
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BELIEVE IT?

BELIEVE IT?

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Aug 20, 2014
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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

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neptunain:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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Aug 15, 2014
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I can finally uninstall this shit

I can finally uninstall this shit